February 2011
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times like this when i am beyond stressed i begin to wonder if what wiz khalifa says is true
Feb 1st
shonecakepastrypie: If you drink, I’mma pay. Shawty, fuck wit’ me tonite.
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January 2011
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idono: letshope: chromasia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPgaTmsYTT8&feature=fvsr http://facebook.com http://www.peanutlabs.com/pl/offerLink.php?offerId=65906&trackerId=98794354a73298957&publisherId=2690&dest=http://www.dpbolvw.net/click-3827736-10848900%3Fsid%3D98794354a73298957&slp=&iframe_tag=2 STUDY QUESTIONS FOR TEST #1  ESSAY QUESTIONS:  1. Discuss the...
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once upon a time in elementary school i plucked...
shonecakepastrypie: OMG WHUT hush you. I was young. you’ve had to done worse.
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once upon a time in elementary school i plucked...
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“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.”
– Anonymous (via diimpz16)
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Advice from Somewhere
ONE.Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.TWO.Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.THREE.Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.FOUR.When you say, “I love you,” mean it.FIVE.When you say, “I’m sorry,” look the person in the eye.SIX.Be...
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“i suck on her breast east and west and then i head down south to kill up my mess”
– Lil Wayne
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damn asians. i ordered buffalo wings (which are 4.25). theyre just fucking  fried chicken(3.50) with hot sauce. bitch i got hot sauce. they couldve at least shook it in a jar…damn!
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Reblog if you're shorter than 5'5".
shonecakepastrypie: gyaruxvivistyle: osakabrownsuga: goodwillcunting: scartissueonmysoul: ‘ fuck i’m 5’4. i want to be 5’7 ): 5’3 5’1 YAAAAAAAAAY 5 feet even. Tinyyyyyy
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TUPAC ON A DIFFERENT WORLD! i love him.
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Writings: Rounds (funny) →
onewriteway: Rounds 2      A few years ago I worked in a dormitory. Every night, we took turns walking each hallway and answering every lock-out call. At 3 am on a Tuesday, my phone rang.      “Noise complaint, room 310.” he said.      I slid out of bed, left all the lights off, grabbed a ring of 47 keys and made my way. Just walking down the hallway I could hear giggles and laughter. As...
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i am asked this all the time...i usually follow...
microaggressions: While I was at work a woman asked me  if my hair is real. I told her that it was and she gave me a compliment and I thanked her.  Just after I turned around to walk away, she pulled on it really hard to confirm that it was real. Unfortunately, this isn’t the first time something like this has happened and I know it isn’t going to be the last.  I am a 26 year-old mixed race...
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Went to an informational about being an RA (resident assistant). Prior to the meeting I definitely did not think being an RA would be easy, but they made sure everyone was aware of that. By the outpour of people i could kind of tell that some of those people just want free housing and indeed that is a supeeeeeeeer plus but it is way more than that. Usually i am not into things but i am actually...
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